Thursday, January 29, 2015

Hindus Should Become Dhritarashtra

So Pakshi Maharaj said Hindu’s should have four children. So that it would give boom to the Hindu population in the country called India. It would definitely help quell the population of minority community. He wanted to send one of the children to be a soldier, other to be given to a religious leader another to be a teacher. He did not mention about fourth one… he has plans to make it a politician.

This four children concept is a poor idea in a populated country like India. 
Some political leader in Waste-Bengal said Hindu couples should have 5 children. He stated the reason that to protect Hinduism in India it is must. 

After a few days of this incident, there came another one, this time no political leader. It was a spiritual leader; Duracharya who gave a statement that Hindu couple should have 10 children. He wanted to make NaMo Modi again the prime minister.  This open eyed blind ignorant man forgot that one can cast vote when he attains an age of 18.

Well everything is coming up after the Make in India project came in picture. All is about productivity. So to increase productivity we need man power and how is it going to come. So produce children. If we want to outnumber China, it is must. If we want to export more people to other countries it is must. After all it is the question of Hindutva. We should spread Hinduism all over the world. Why do it just in India?  And to do that we would need more and more Hindus. This is the prime focus of developing India. India across the world.

So I do not think producing 10 children per Hindu couple would be enough. I am not a spiritual leader or an MP, or a minister, and hence my words might not be spread by media. It does not matter. I insist every Hindu couple to produce 100 children each like Dhritarashtra. And I am sure the result is going to be far more fruitful than all those who gave a myopic statement of producing 4, 5 and 10 children.  Make in India, growth and Hindutva is of prime focus.  

Let us be Dhritarashtra.

Then Oxford dictionary will introduce a new word ‘Hindutplation’.

Thursday, January 8, 2015

Spirituality With Guns

4 cartoonists died. The vacancy is to be filled. This is what the ad stated.

Thank God, I am not a cartoonist. I am too bad at drawing.  For this blog I wanted to draw a cartoon, imagine the picture.

 A man sitting a heap of skulls, holding a japa mala of 9mm bullets, known as Bullet Baba, his face unknown to others as it remains covered. The hand that holds the mala rests on an AK47. He chants Om blood, Om bullet kills. Around his neck a garland of grenade. I was reported; a few days back a man went to him pleading for a solution for his problem. Baba moved his hands in the air and produced 3 bullets and a grenade; giving it to the man he said that his problems would be solved.

Until yesterday, I had not realized the fact that some Gods hate Hindus, some hate Muslim, some hate Christian. Even some of them hate cartoonists.

No prophet, no seer, no saint would have told that guns, swords and arms are provide a path to spirituality. I presume. If I am not fight then I have not understood them well enough. Or that could be the concept hundreds of years ago.

You know that new version or books, software and mobiles and various things keep on coming. Might be in the years the mind of the seers, the sants, prophets and spiritual leaders have been modified to a newer version to suit the new world.

So they drew the cartoons of some God or Prophet or whosoever it is. We have seen God not in reality but in different forms in pictures, in temples as shrines and idols, in paintings. So why cannot we see him in a cartoon form?

A few people entered in to the magazine office, may be their Prophet wanted to avenge as he was angry and the anger was mounted in the head of some shit-head. So they went into the office and showered fury of Prophet as rounds of bullet.  Amazing.

I have never seen Prophet Muhammad with gun, or Jesus with a Knife. Of course we have seen Hindu god and Goddess with various weapons.  Even Lord Krishna in Gita has said, it is not a sin to fight evil, so you should pick up weapon and fight.

People have their own understanding of these holy books. And that’s why may be they demolished the Babri Masjid. 2013 Burma anti-Muslim riots Monks killed. Bodo terrorists killing tribal people in Assam. Once Afghan Mujahideens used to fight for some reason and now for some other. ISIS. There are numerous examples.

No God ever wanted to kill people; the weapon they held was for the protection from evil daemons that reside within and outside. Human has developed so much, that he can decode the verse from ancient texts and make a different version of it. And in the name of God we fight people. How silly!

Wish problems could be solved using guns; mind would rot in the skull. And may be Gods will set themselves to fire seeing all this.