Sunday, May 9, 2010

Exam boleto

'Bhai bho aarela hai?'

'Abe kaun ?'

'Bhai bho aarela hai?'

'abe kaun aarela hai bol to, thokta hun saale ko'

'bhai exam ka schedule nikal gaya hai, exam aaraha hai'

Abhi Bhai bolrela hai,

Bhai kisise darta nai, par exam boleto thoda bahut tension horela hai. saala akkhi jindgi exam deta aarahahun abtak. apun ka kam kya? ye hai bandhuk, ye hai goli, goliko bandhuk me dalne ka, phir jisko marneka hai uski kanpatti pai nali rakhke ghoda dabaneka. admi khallas, kam khatam. tensionitch nai hai.

Par exam agela hai to apun ki waat lagjati hai. bole to dimag ki ma****   sorry han, dimag ki dahi banjati hai
bheja to hai nahi apun ke dimaag mein, to ka kareem ke dukaan se bakri ka bheja lake khaun.
Abhi to bola goli chalana kitna aasan hai. goli daal ghoda daba. Par nai padhai bhi saala kaisi cheese hai. ye itna chota chaota akasher, ye lami lambi ladki ki taang jaisi page aur itna mota mota kitab. usko padho, phir yaad rakho, saala 700 page ka book se 70 mark ka kaschin, bho bhi kidher kidhar se aiela hota hai patahintch nai chalta. usko likhna hota hai 3 ghante mein. Dhet terikee. Usse to achha apna dhanda hai, jiska supari liya akahha hindustaan se dhudnke tapkaneka  aasan hai.

Apun ka university bhi sala sity baja ne se uthta baithta hai. kahe ki university. mandir ka ghanta hai. student sabhi milke uski bajate hai aur ye baad mein hum logoki bajata hai. sala dukaan bhi bar bar jao to bho kansesion deta hai, muder karke umar kaid hone ke baad bhi do teen saal pahile admi choot jata hai. Par apna univetcity 4 saal me 7 semester exam dene ke baad bhi 8th semester exam leneki bool raha hai. saala toda sa to kansesion dedeta.

Exam ka tension utna bhi nahi rahta, par ghar mein result dikhana padrela hai. Apun ka to engineering khatam hoteko aiela hai. lekin abb jo bolta hai dhyan se sunneka. Abe udhar kidhar dekhrela hai, dhyan bote to kancentration. thodi bahut english apun ko bhi aati hai kya. kabhi engineering mein nahi ghusne ka. sala idher udhar, janha banha, atra tatra sarbatra, gali gali mein engineer. Identity crisis horela hai. kuch alag banneka. boleto khud ki identity, pahchan. jaise ki apun ke line mein haina Mexican mafia, Sicilian mafia, mumbai ka bhai, abe apna daud ibrahim. Beiseitch kuch hatke karne ka.
Apun yanha char saal atakgela tha, par 1 mahine mein yanha se chootne wala hai. Exam khatam hote hin kalti marunga. Abe itna bola hun, tu mat fasjana aur khud ki waat lagana. Samjha kya?

1 comment:

Chinmay Kumar said...

koi tokta(comment) hin nahi

itna achha likhela hai apun