Monday, February 22, 2010

TERRORISTS IN THE CLASS

Terrorists in the class? Panicked? Oh my god, what will happen now? They are taking the students as hostages. They are going to demand something bigger what is difficult to provide but still we have to do because we want the students, the future of our country safe. The next day headlines will be “Terror struck the college, students taken as hostage, demanding ….”
Who is a terrorist? A terrorist is simply a person who creates terror; a terrorist not necessarily comes from Pakistan or Taliban. He has no religion. A terrorist is a terrorist only.
What the hell the terrorists are doing inside the class? Point to ponder. The lecturer and the students are in there.
The lecture was teaching a subject called “ERP & E-Commerce”. Some terrorists were already present in the class and a few other intruders entered after fifteen minutes of the commencement of the class. They had not planned for anything bigger. They just wanted to go as usual. Generally they bomb public places or target areas, try to kill people to create terror. But these were very gracious by nature; they didn’t try to kill anyone inside. They just wanted the class to stop.
They were gossiped among themselves. Some one was beating the desk in a very unnatural rhythm. These activities became quite unbearable for the one who was teaching in front of 60 students in the class. He rushed to them and furiously fired,” What the hell you people think of yourselves? What’s going on? Why you back bare disturbing the whole class?” They would perhaps take their AK47s out and shoot him. But nothing such happened. They sat dumbfounded and silently. The lecturer was going back to teach. He paused and returned to them. “You people are terrorists. You know who are terrorists? Those who break the peace are called terrorists.”
He scolded the last two rows as if we were real terrorists. It set me to think. “We are terrorists. Never had I thought about that. Should I feel proud because I am one of them?”
“Why only the students sitting on the back benches? Why do they define us with such a word ‘TERRORIST’?”
Are we the only ones those creating annoyance, interruption? I felt like we were from Pakistan or Taliban or Afghanistan. And the words ‘back benchers” seemed to be al-Qaida or Harkat-ul-mujhahidin.
We are students, also terrorists.
There was slight justification of being termed a terrorist, I realized. But we were not alone. The students who sit in the front and middle benches can be characterized as MAOISTS or NAXALITES.
I have told, a terrorist has no religion. the classification of the students in the class front benchers, middle benchers and back benchers is analogous to rich or higher society people, middle class and poor people.
Any one can be a terrorist. Do u think terrorists only come from Pakistan? There are terrorists among us. And fear is a big factor.
Why terrorists are created? That is a very difficult question to answer. Some are sent to disturb the peace of our country and there are the insiders they fight in an illegal way for their rights. And there are people who don’t give them what they want. There are a lot of things in and out.
TO TELL THE TRUTH, UP TO SOME EXTENT, WE ARE ALL TERRORISTS.
Now leave that I am not a great nationalist. But want to be one (a terrorist perhaps).
We were in the class.
TRERRORIST ACTIVITY IN THE CLASS:
·         BOMB BLAST:
Shout in class; beat the desk when    the lecturer turns 2 write on the board.
·         MASS KILLING:
Talking among ourselves and there are a lot of other student involved. Because we talk some other student cannot hear what is taught
·         KILL THE CHIEF:
It is the time when the lecturer does not feel like teaching any more to such students.
    ACTIONS TAKEN TO STOP TERRORIST ACTIVITIES:
·         STOP CROSS BORDER TERRORISM:
Don’t allow the students who knowingly come late to the class
·         TERMINATE THE TERRORIST:
Drive him out of the class or cut his attendance (2 or 3)
·         GIVE A CHANCE TO CHANGE :
Give warning not to repeat.
·         SEND HIM TO THE HIGH COURT OR SUPREME COURT:
 Send the disturbing element to HOD, principal or DISCO (disciplinary committee).  

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2 comments:

Rinaya said...

well it isn't supposed to be funny yes, bt I did laugh.. :P
actually am one of the middle benchers & I do find it irritating when backbenchers make der presence felt in d class! Calling dem terrorist is indeed a nice simile :)

Chinmay Kumar said...

ya somehow people of every class is responsible for their(terrorists) character and activities.