Saturday, October 3, 2015

Mars Attack

I am definitely not talking about the movie.

Mars attack! Yeah… that’s true. This news came recently from secret sources that it is going to happen sooner. The reason is the most precious thing found on Mars. It’s very true. It does not matter, whoever did what mission to find. The news is out and now every country is getting prepared.

India and Pakistan are ahead in the race. As far as India is concerned, most of the rivers are polluted, even the Ganges. People are not getting water to drink. The government has already started planning; it will be shifting a part of population to Mars, especially the people of Delhi. As the Current CM of Delhi had already stared the agitation against the corruption going on because of the water on Mars.

The Minister of Water Resources told cripoters that, they might plan for a water pipeline by 2020.  The leader of opposition accused the ruling party of engulfing a lot of money if the project starts. And other leaders of major parties joined in this drama. And the parliament session was adjourned.

Hardick Patel is now demanding quota for Patels on Mars.

Bollywood has shown a lot of interest on Mars, from now on the actors will go for a shoot there.

Pakistan started rethinking on attacking Kashmir. It does not want to lose the opportunity this time and act before it is late. It has already begun its terrorist activities on Mars, which of course was not detected by any satellite.

ISIS has conducted a flag march indicating that those who are willing for their Mars mission they can join. And a lot of people all over the world have shown interest.

USA said they will attack Mars only if oil is found. ON the other way Russia is all set pointing its missiles to the sky, if anything movable found on the way to Mars, they will hunt it down.

Monday, September 21, 2015

Protest for Ban on Ganesh Puja

When meat can be banned during Jain festivals and Ganesh puja, now some animal rights activists started protesting against Ganesh puja. They demanded a ban on it.

So when interviewed regarding ban one of the activists told, “After all India is country of bans (however I do not know the exact reason why we seek ban on Ganesh puja).”

The ruling party was stunned by this stunt performed by the activists and defined it totally irrelevant. The ministry of home affairs said, “India is a free county and people are free to protest. Anyway we are the ones, if we want then only it will be implemented.” They blamed the opposition party for the agitation.

The Tandab Sena of Maharasthra in their magazine posted that Ganesh puja is a major festival in the state and they are not going to tolerate this.

The spokesperson of opposition party counter attacked the Government. Why cannot Ganesh puja be banned if selling of meat can be? If the animal right activists are objecting means there would be some substance.

The media finally approached the Activist who led the protest to get the exact information regarding what sparked the protest. She told, “Cannot you see the head of an elephant kid as the head of the God? We are animal right activists. How can we let it happen? Ganesh puja is encouraging the killing of elephants. Sometimes they are killed by poachers, sometimes by people and even by trains. Heinous. We would have sued Lord Shiva for this crime. But we are not able to find him. How could he send his troop to find a head? It is totally illegal. We may call Kanji Lalji Mehta of Oh My God, in case we do not reach to a conclusion.”

“Though Ganesh puja is over, we are not going to stop here. More festivals are coming ahead. Take Dussehra. How can Goddess Durga sit on a lion? What about the lion population? You know the numbers. However we are ready to protest all over country except West Bengal (we are afraid of MoMo Banarji) “, She added. “This meat ban will add fuel to our motive. If it can be done for animals, then why not meet our demands?”

Disclaimer: It is a work of fiction and imaginary. It is nothing to do with any person or hurt religious sentiments.

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Sunday, September 20, 2015

Sex and Half Developed Ideas

Sometimes in brain 
these not fully developed ideas gather...
they are nothing better than porn. 
You watch, get excited, but cannot reach orgasm.


Monday, August 24, 2015

In 2020 India bans SEX

Finally in the land from where Kamasutra originated, porn is banned. As some of the visionary who led to this had expressed that people would become morally cultured and the rapes and molestation cases might reduce. As Wi-Fi was made free in a lot of places and due to smart phones people were able to access internet, mostly youngsters. It is believed that to curb down the expense incurred due to free Wi-Fi usage, government has banned porn. Also as in past there were some members of state assembly were caught watching porn, while others were busy fighting. It was complained by others that porn is diverting them, all should take part in the fight as they are doing it for the people, state and the country.

After banning porn, India is set to take another leap. This is 2015. And by 2020, India will ban having sex. As it is still in discussion nothing much has come out yet. As we had seen in recent past, there were statements by some religious leaders and political leaders about having 4 kids and 10 kids. This has raised alarm for the government. After facing lot of opposition to such statements, the government finally woke up to take some harsh steps.

India, the country with 2nd largest population in the world, is just a few steps behind China. As the population growth rate is very high, it is suspected that very soon China will come to the second position. So the Advisory board came with a plan. Now PORN is banned. And soon sex will also be banned, specifically sex without contraception. This came up after a lot of studies and research. India has got enough human resource. Even if we do not produce children for next 50 years, there will not be any problem. However, people can get married. But not allowed to have children.

India’s Vision 2020 is weird in a vibrant way. So an amendment is to be passed in the parliament, the human resource minister said. And they are expecting full support from the opposition. And from trusted sources we came to know that sex will be defined as a punishable crime after 2020 provided terms and conditions applied.

As a reporter fired a question, “What happens to all the money that is ill-earned and have been deposited in Swiss bank? What if there is no heir?” There were no answers on this but a statement, we are trying to bring it back to the country.

Anyway if the news comes on TV, hell will break. And some politicians and reach people may have plans to migrate to other countries.

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